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Endless Meetings

I do things. I help people. They torture me. Enjoy. I don't care who you are so try not to care who I am.

These are real voicemails from real people.

Endless Meetings are not what I dream of.

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    An important safety message for the Austin area. Does your hair fall out? Is it the heat? Is it the stress? 

    Posted on January 25, 2011

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    The female of the cougar species approaches the young male. She notices his ginger hair and throws up a little in her mouth. The cougar retreats to her den of vodka and Virginia slims. 

    Posted on January 24, 2011

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    Can you push a Fat man through a burning window of time? 

    This client thinks so. 

    Posted on January 20, 2011

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    Friend’s Kids Say the Darndest Things.

    HOW CAN YOU GO ON WITHOUT PANTS OLD MAN?

    I’m not sure. But I continue to. 

    Posted on January 19, 2011 with 1 note

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